Jesus and Death

I’ve been reading Oscar Cullmans little book on death. I cant remember its name offhand though, sorry.

He says that Jesus was afraid of death (comparing Jesus attitude to death to that of Socrates). I’ve been reflecting on this, and I dont agree.

See, Jesus knew he was going to be raised from the dead, He said so himself. So dying itself isnt really a biggie, right? No, in fact, what I think Jesus was afraid of was 2 things, the lesser being given into the hands of human beings. Secondly, and most importantly Jesus did not want to be (and especially die) a sinner, separated from God.

THIS is what cause him to “sweat blood”. As a punishment, the knowledge of God and the cost of separation to Him is enough to cause Jesus to react the way He did. Imagine the horror of the unrighteous at Judgement day.

To come into the presence of God, and TRULY know him (which we all will at judgement), and then know we will be destroyed – it wouldnt surprise me if the human mind melted down at the thought of it. The horror of all horrors. Who needs a burning lake of eternal punishing? Not God. He doesnt need to punish people for all eternity – thats not a loving just God, thats a vicious megalomaniac.

ooops

I had something to say, but i forgot what it was :s

Super Secret Intelligence Gathering in NZ

Today some protesters damaged a “secret intelligence gathering base” in Waihopai, NZ. The article is here

The government and the agency involved say “We’re not spying for the Americans”:

“Opponents of the Waihopai base argue that it is primarily feeding information to the United States in support of wars New Zealanders do not support.

But the secretive Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB), which operates the base, near Blenheim, rejects this.”

Supposedly the protesters are just trying to make us aware of it… because supposedly the tax payer is tacitly funding the american war on terror…heh.

He goes on to say:

“Mr Caddie told NZPA news agency the action took about two months to plan and the group did not really expect to succeed.

“We were expecting not to get anywhere close to it.”

The planning involved a lot of texting, emails and phone calls, which were not intercepted, he said.

“I guess it shows that the system doesn’t work that well.”

OR…

Its not an intelligence gathering station for the americans intercepting all his phone calls and spying on him.

I think the only intelligence gathering that needs to take place is from Mr Caddie himself.

More Jesusonian Tripe

Check this out.. from our good friend brother dave..

He feels no problems with adding to scripture and turning it into an abortion. The man is quite clearly anti Christ, and even more clearly deceived by the devil

A Presbyterian minister friend of mine told me, over 20 years ago,

that he (and other seminary students ready to graduate) were asked

this difficult question: “Why do we pray in the ‘Lord’s

Prayer’, ‘Lead us not into temptation’ ? Why would God want to lead

us into temptation ?”

Yes, these intelligent seminary students and their teachers all know

that this was a big problem, likely caused by poor editing/copying of

the original text.

As you share with us below, “Save us in (our self-willed) temptation”

is spiritually correct. I also like the last line that got lost

somehow.

THE ACTUAL LORD’S PRAYER that Jesus Incarnate taught his brothers and

sisters in Nazareth:

“Our Father who is in heaven,

Hallowed be your name.

Your kingdom come; your will be done

On earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our bread for tomorrow;

Refresh our souls with the water of life.

And forgive us every one our debts

As we also have forgiven our debtors.

Save us in temptation, deliver us from evil,

And increasingly make us perfect like yourself.”

Later, after Jesus Ascended and sent Himself back here to Teach us as

He the Spirit of Truth, Christian believers were Spirit of Truth-led

to add this line:

“For Yours is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, forevermore.”

Later, I hope that further spiritual Luminosity in soul and

enlightenment in our minds will improve that to. (my suggestion;

freely use your own inspired words)

“For Yours is our Divine Family under Your Sovereign Power, and we

perfecting within your Spirit Glory Presence, forevermore.”

Peace and progress,

Brother Dave

Depression.

I love this song by Blam Blam Blam. It was written appr0x 20 years ago, and is still poignant today..

There is no depression in New Zealand;
there are no sheep on our farms,
There is no depression in New Zealand;
we can all keep perfectly calm,

Everybody’s talking about World War Three;
everybody’s talking about World War Three,
But we’re as safe as safe can be,
there’s no unrest in this country
We have no dole queues,
we have no drug addicts,
we have no racism,
we have no sexism, sexism, no, no

There is no depression in New Zealand;
there are no teeth in our heads
There is no depression in New Zealand;
we sleep in a well made bed
Oh but everybody’s talking about World War Three,
yes everybody’s talking about World War Three,
But we’re as safe as safe can be,
there’s no unrest in this country
We have no SIS,
we have no secrets,
we have no rebellion;
we have no valium, valium, no, no

There is no depression in New Zealand;
there are no sheep on our farms,
There is no depression in New Zealand;
oh we can all keep perfectly calm,
perfectly calm,
perfectly calm,
perfectly calm,
perfectly calm…

Weird Al – the saga begins

The Saga Begins

I thought this to be very well done.

Here’s the lyrics:

(to the tune of american pie)

“The Saga Begins”

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy…

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen
Yah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it’s true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said “Now listen here”
“Just stick it in your pointy ear”
“I still will teach this boy”

He was singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

We caught a ride back to Naboo
‘Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would’ve liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin’
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boy

And I was singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

We were singin’ …
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Banned from the CHristian Philosophy Mailing list ?

Here is the official reason:

Member Geoff is banned from posting here for one week, six days now

remaining, for repeated violations and after having many private

warnings by both Karen (our moderator) and me (list owner) over the

last 4 months or more.

See below, where Geoff replys to Andre and all Members here:

>This is the Jesus of Scripture, not the Jesus of Urantia, or

>anyone/anywhere else. If you are outside the box, you are against

>Jesus.

Geoff here, and many times before, has unfairly and preemptively

judged as “against Jesus” the clear majority of Members here who are

not “boxed in” to the concept of “inerrant scripture” only. You may

argue for or against all scripture/Bible doctrines, if civil and

brotherly; but you shall NOT call any person here “against Jesus”

or “anti-Christian” unless that person has first clearly stated here

that he/she is against Jesus ! Then, that person would be removed

from here by me; (after giving private warnings) as this is, #1

first and last, a CHRISTIAN and PRO-JESUS group. This policy of mine

is so tolerant as to allow sincere Islamics here, or any other

religionists, who only regard Jesus as a great Prophet or spiritual

Teacher. We Jesusonians here Know that He is our Sovereign God,

Creator Father, Eternal Friend, Elder Brother and very much more,

ever being spiritually Revealed here in stages. But anyone saying

they are “against Jesus” is worse than a non-Christian, they are Anti-

Christian. Geoff must learn to allow God and Jesus as One in Spirit

here to be the actual and real judge of which humans are really

sufficiently FOR or against Jesus Christ and His Supernal Teachings

in God’s Spirit. (not “boxed-in” to just one human-compiled

scriptures into a book of about only 1200 printed pages and called a

Bible.)

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Its sad that an intelligent guy believe this tripe. Its even worse that he can do it in the guise of Christianity.

Christianity is based on the life, work, and teaching of a first century Jewish Seer named Jesus, called the Messiah. All we know of this is contained within the body of work called “The Bible”.

Dave would have you believe that this is not true. I know I prefer historical fact over the ravings of a heretic.

More Rubbish on the Christian-Philosophy mailling list

As I have mentioned before, this list has been taken over by non christian heretics (Jesusonians).

They’ll say pretty much anything and then abuse you if you try and correct them. This is the latest made up mumbo jumbo:

Nathaniel took Jesus away from the others and asked: “Master, could you trust me to know the truth about the Scriptures? I observe that you teach us only a portion of the sacred writings–the best as I view it–and I infer that you reject the teachings of the rabbis to the effect that the words of the law are the very words of God, having been with God in heaven even before the times of Abraham and Moses. What is the truth about the Scriptures?”

When Jesus heard the question of his bewildered apostle, he answered:

“Nathaniel, you have rightly judged; I do not regard the Scriptures as do the rabbis. I will talk with you about this matter on condition that you do not relate these things to your brethren, who are not all prepared to receive this teaching. The words of the law of Moses and the teachings of the Scriptures were not in existence before Abraham.

Only in recent times have the Scriptures been gathered together as we now have them.

While they contain the best of the higher thoughts and longings of the Jewish people, they also contain much that is far from being representative of the character and teachings of the Father in heaven; wherefore must I choose from among the better teachings those truths which are to be gleaned for the gospel of the kingdom.

“These writings are the work of men, some of them holy men, others not so holy. The teachings of these books represent the views and extent of enlightenment of the times in which they had their origin.

As a revelation of truth, the last are more dependable than the first.

The Scriptures are faulty and altogether human in origin, but mistake not, they do constitute the best collection of religious wisdom and spiritual truth to be found in all the world at this time.

“Many of these books were not written by the persons whose names they bear, but that in no way detracts from the value of the truths which they contain.

If the story of Jonah should not be a fact, even if Jonah had never lived, still would the profound truth of this narrative, the love of God for Nineveh and the so-called heathen, be none the less precious in the eyes of all those who love their fellow men.

The Scriptures are sacred because they present the thoughts and acts of men who were searching for God, and who in these writings left on record their highest concepts of righteousness, truth, and holiness.

The Scriptures contain much that is true, very much, but in the light of your present teaching, you know that these writings also contain much that is misrepresentative of the Father in heaven, the loving God I have come to reveal to all the worlds.

“Nathaniel, never permit yourself for one moment to believe the Scripture records which tell you that the God of love directed your forefathers to go forth in battle to slay all their enemies–men, women, and children.

Such records are the words of men, not very holy men, and they are not the word of God.

The Scriptures always have, and always will, reflect the intellectual, moral, and spiritual status of those who create them.

Have you not noted that the concepts of Yahweh grow in beauty and glory as the prophets make their records from Samuel to Isaiah?

And you should remember that the Scriptures are intended for religious instruction and spiritual guidance. They are not the works of either historians or philosophers.

“The thing most deplorable is not merely this erroneous idea of the absolute perfection of the Scripture record and the infallibility of its teachings, but rather the confusing misinterpretation of these sacred writings by the tradition-enslaved scribes and Pharisees at Jerusalem.

And now will they employ both the doctrine of the inspiration of the Scriptures and their misinterpretations thereof in their determined effort to withstand these newer teachings of the gospel of the kingdom.

Nathaniel, never forget, the Father does not limit the revelation of truth to any one generation or to any one people.

Many earnest seekers after the truth have been, and will continue to be, confused and disheartened by these doctrines of the perfection of the Scriptures.

“The authority of truth is the very spirit that indwells its living manifestations, and not the dead words of the less illuminated and supposedly inspired men of another generation.

And even if these holy men of old lived inspired and spirit-filled lives, that does not mean that their words were similarly spiritually inspired.

Today we make no record of the teachings of this gospel of the kingdom lest, when I have gone, you speedily become divided up into sundry groups of truth contenders as a result of the diversity of your interpretation of my teachings.

For this generation it is best that we live these truths while we shun the making of records.

“Mark you well my words, Nathaniel,

nothing which human nature has touched can be regarded as infallible.

Through the mind of man divine truth may indeed shine forth, but always of relative purity and partial divinity. The creature may crave infallibility, but only the Creators possess it.

“But the greatest error of the teaching about the Scriptures is the doctrine of their being sealed books of mystery and wisdom which only the wise minds of the nation dare to interpret.

The revelations of divine truth are not sealed except by human ignorance, bigotry, and narrow-minded intolerance. The light of the Scriptures is only dimmed by prejudice and darkened by superstition. A false fear of sacredness has prevented religion from being safeguarded by common sense.

The fear of the authority of the sacred writings of the past effectively prevents the honest souls of today from accepting the new light of the gospel, the light which these very God-knowing men of another generation so intensely longed to see.

“But the saddest feature of all is the fact that some of the teachers of the sanctity of this traditionalism know this very truth. They more or less fully understand these limitations of Scripture, but they are moral cowards, intellectually dishonest.

They know the truth regarding the sacred writings, but they prefer to withhold such disturbing facts from the people.

And thus do they pervert and distort the Scriptures, making them the guide to slavish details of the daily life and an authority in things nonspiritual instead of appealing to the sacred writings as the repository of the moral wisdom, religious inspiration, and the spiritual teaching of the God-knowing men of other generations.”

Nathaniel was enlightened, and shocked, by the Master’s pronouncement. He long pondered this talk in the depths of his soul, but he told no man concerning this conference until after Jesus’ ascension; and even then he feared to impart the full story of the Master’s instruction.

Funniest thing I’ve read lately…

IN a debate with some Jesusonians (www.urantiabook.com) a person said this:

“True, Enoch did not see death. He merged with his Thought Adjuster (Divine Spark of God) while here on earth. When this occurs, a soul is instantly taken up to heaven.”

I got hours of giggles from this 😛

Today we sign a free trade agreement with China. People are all upset about the way they treat people, like the lower classes and the tibetians. Well, I agree its bad. I dont know that signing an agreement without saying “Well, how about you do something about this…” is a good idea, however the FTA is good for New Zealand, and if we put our minds to it we can use it to positively influence China.

But will we?

In other news, look:

And..

Birthdays

On the 19th I turned 41 years old, exactly 4 weeks from that day my daughter turns one. Exactly 5 months from then, my wife turns umm.. 29 i think.

Co-incidence?

I think not.

Whats the chances that we’d all have our birthdays on the 19th?

recession

I wonder..
All civilisations crash at some stage, the greeks, the romans, the english, etc. I wonder if Americas time has come?

If so, who will rise from the ashes? China? Thats scary.

Go Granny!

Larry Norman is Dead

Larry Norman died on the 25th of Feb at age 60.

As a musician and a Christian, Larry Norman meant alot to me. He showed me that you can be real, speak the truth, and play great music.

Too many christians today are all about the “feel good” factor, and thats ok to a point. Larry sung about sin, and the devil, and salvation. He marvelled at the nature of Jesus, and warned us all to be ready for judgement. He did these things openly, honestly, and as himself and alot of people got upset about it.

But I loved it. Before becoming a Christian I was in a rock band and it was/is important to me that not only the music is honest and quality, but that the lyrics are meaningful, and from the heart. Larry Norman was that kind of musician.

Larry, I’m glad you are now with Jesus, your last years must have been hard, but now you have your portion, and thats all our goals. You will be missed, peace be with you.

more spam with a pertinent message

THOSE BORN 1920-1979

READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON’T READ ANYTHING ELSE—VERY WELL STATED

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking

As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this!

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day, And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD’s, no surround-sound or CD’s, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms…….

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes!

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

T he past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it?!

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

‘With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,! are we sure thi s is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?’

Lifeʼsʼ Rules according to Bill Gates

Lifeʼsʼ Rules according to Bill Gates

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice- president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one

Ghosts and Stuff.

I just watched the latest ghost hunters international.

They went to a place where, supposedly, the devil himself lives.

First time ever I heard one of them say, “In the name of Jesus I command you to leave…”. It made me giggle a bit.

But anyway, I was reminded by my wife of when we were newly married and living on campus at seminary.

We were aware of many “odd” things going on. Many people would have thought the place to be haunted but we knew/know better. Apart from the usual mysterious goings on, we noticed some very odd non normal mysterious things:

1. In the mens dorms, all of one side of the corridoor got sick.

2. In the girls corridoor there is only rooms on one side, in every alternate room the occupant got sick.

3. People started fighting and arguing for no apparent reason, and quite out of character.

4. My wife awoke to see a man standing over me in the middle of the night. He disappeared before her eyes.

5. My wife refused to leave the room alone after dark because she felt she was being watched. 3-4 of the other wives in the married quarters felt the same.

6. While sitting praying in the Library, I looked out the window and saw what appeared to be a pentagram painted on the lawn in white paint. On further inspection it appeared to be floating above the ground. A little later I noticed 2 friends of mine standing on this piece of grass, hands in the air, eyes closed praying. I went and asked them what they were doing, they replied “we were walking around the place praying and we felt there was something odd here, something demonic, so we prayed against it”. I told them what I had seen.

7. A few days later I saw my friends prayer walking again and my wife and I joined in. We noted way at the back of the grounds and old shed that was falling apart and no longer used. We felt there was something wrong there and we all prayed that should that shed be “wrong” that God should remove it. A few days later it was removed. I asked the grounds caretaker about it, and he said that they had plans to remove it, and when they went in side to start demolition, the found pentagrams, 666, and odd symbols carved into the walls and floor. They found candles and other stuff that suggested it had been used for some ritual of some kind quite recently.

8. One of the wives was leaving the grounds, and it was raining. She saw a lady walking up the drive and offered her a lift in the car. The person responded “I will NOT ride with you, christian”. The Christian lady said the person fairly spat the words out as if she had put soap in her mouth.

9.A little while later I saw my friends prayer walking in the evening. My wife and I joined with them again. It was a moonless night and there was little light from the campus, but no shadows. However, while praying we could see shadows moving in the shadows. It is odd I know, but it is something the ghosthunters mention quite often. We basically performed an exorcism of the grounds that night. We noted that within a day everyone who was sick got better, and all the bickering and fighting stopped.

I dont believe in ghosts, but I do believe in demons. The bible tells us that there are only alive people, dead people, angels and demons. Alive people dont haunt. Dead people are dead and cant haunt. Angels have no reason to haunt. Demons purpose to distract people from God by any means possible, haunting, appearing like aliens, etc etc.

I think we decieve ourselves if we look at it any other way.

Funny Spam – THe number of the beast

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The Number of the Beast

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

· $665.95………………….Retail price of the Beast

· $699.25………………….Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

· $769.95………………….Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

· $656.66………………….Walmart price of the Beast

· $646.66………………….Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast

· 00666…………………….Zip code of the Beast

· 1-666 …………………….Area code of the Beast

· 1-900-666-0666 ………… Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.

· 670……………………….Approximate number of the Beast

· DCLXVI…………………Roman numeral of the Beast

· 666.0000…………………Number of the High Precision Beast

· 0.666 …………………….Number of the Millibeast

· / 666 ……………………..Beast Common Denominator

· 666 ^ (-1)…………………Imaginary number of the Beast

· 1010011010………………Binary of the Beast

· Phillips 666………………Gasoline of the Beast

· $6.66 9/10………………..Price of a Beast gasoline

· Route 666………………..Way of the Beast

· 666 F…………………….Oven temperature for roast Beast

· 666k……………………..Retirement plan of the Beast

· 6.66%……………………5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

· i66686……………………CPU of the Beast

· 666i …………………….. BMW of the Beast

· DSM-666…………………Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

· 668……………………….Next-door neighbor of the Beast

· 666 mg……………………Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

· Lotus 6-6-6……………….Spreadsheet of the Beast

· Word 6.66………………..Word Processor of the Beast

· 6 h. 66 min………………..Beast Standard Time (BST)

· Boeng 666…………………”A jet for the Beast Age”

· Beverly Hills 66666……….Beast’s favorite TV show

· 6/6/66……………………..The birthdate of the Beast

· 666-66-6666………………The Social Security number of the Beast

· 6666……………………….The PIN of the Beast

· 25.806975…………………The square root of the Beast

· Motel 666………………….Beast Western

· Windows 96 ver.666………OS of the Beast

The Christmas Blog

The Christmas story is kind of interesting, as it has a number of anomalies in it.. the first one being that the Christ was born before herod died, and herod died in 1-2 BC, so Christ was born before Christ was born.

We can thank Dionysius for that. Dennis the smaller (thats what his name means) came up with some random calculation while working out his easter calendar. He also chose December 25 as the birthday, but without any real evidence. Oh well.

The second one is that Mary and Joseph werent married. Why register for a census together if you arent married? And why go all that way with a woman who’s about to drop a bundle? Perhaps because tongues were wagging in the hometown and this is a chance to get away from the nastiness.

Quote from Ben Witherington III’s blog:

But there is a further factor in the story seldom noticed. Joseph and Mary are registering for a census in Bethlehem, but if we ask what the function of such a census was, it was to count heads so that they could be taxed. Every able-bodied male and female between 13 and 62 had to be registered so they could be taxed. It was a head tax, and they were expected to pay a silver denarius each—yes ‘the render unto Caesar coin” which Jesus was later to say Jews should ‘return to sender’. These coins had the image of Augustus Caesar on them in those days, a ruler soon to be dubbed a deity. But the real deity was Jesus himself the spitting image of his heavenly Father, unlike the poor likeness of the Emperor on those tribute money coins.

The blog I got this from

Interestingly, Ben tells us that the Greek here says “she wrapped him in cloth and laid him in a corn crib, as there was no room in the guest room”. In those days the guest room was at the front of the house, and there was a cave out back where the prized beast was kept so it couldnt be stolen. So, when Joe and Mary turned up at the relatives place, they were too late for the guest room, so they got the stable.

Thanks to Ben Witherington for posting this information on his blog. Be sure to go and have a read.

thoughts for the day

1. why am I so useless?

2. why cant I code worth a damn?

3. why cant I get into full time ministry?

4. why do people persist on spiritual/emotional blackmail in churches?

5. why cant I live in a country where I can earn enough money to support my wife and child with out them having to work?

6. WHY!!!! do governments feel that they need to control people to such a degree that they try and legislate themselves back into power (like the NZ Labour Gov)? Why dont they listen to the people who are going to vote for them?

7. I’m going to vote national. Not because national are any good. They are crap. But because i’d rather choose a bad man than the very devil himself.

8. If anyone has any good resources regarding “let your yes be yes, and your no mean no” please flick me the links.

Evolution and creation

I’ve been reading this blog, http://evanevodialogue.blogspot.com.

Its quite interesting, especially the point that God didnt finish creation with the genesis event. My 7 month old daughter was “woven together in the womb by the hand of God” (so to speak).

Fascinating really, and has implications for creationists and theistic evolutionists.

btw, heroes s02 e09 – rock.