a conversation with iGod

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

geoff

God:

Hey geoff.

Me:

whats your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

oh, right. really?

God:

Hey. I am glad we agree. For real.

Me:

some people think you dont exist

God:

What kind of people?

Me:

silly people

God:

No I am God.

Me:

thats what you say…

God:

” No I am God.”? I said it.

Me:

true

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, geoff.

Me:

yeah, but can you prove it?

God:

How can I help you? It is self-evident.

Me:

you can help me?

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

yes, how?

God:

Dude! Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

well, do it then

God:

Interesting. Do you mean “It”?.

Me:

yes… it or me

God:

I get it. “It” being what?

Me:

me..

God:

“”It” being what?”? you geoff?

Me:

yes

God:

Uh.

Me:

well?

God:

Well what?

Me:

you gonna do it?

God:

That’s good information: geoff said I gonna do it.

Me:

I give up, you must be the jesusonian god

God:

Why?: geoff said give up you must be the jesusonian god.

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