Funny Spam – THe number of the beast

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The Number of the Beast

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

· $665.95………………….Retail price of the Beast

· $699.25………………….Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

· $769.95………………….Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

· $656.66………………….Walmart price of the Beast

· $646.66………………….Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast

· 00666…………………….Zip code of the Beast

· 1-666 …………………….Area code of the Beast

· 1-900-666-0666 ………… Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.

· 670……………………….Approximate number of the Beast

· DCLXVI…………………Roman numeral of the Beast

· 666.0000…………………Number of the High Precision Beast

· 0.666 …………………….Number of the Millibeast

· / 666 ……………………..Beast Common Denominator

· 666 ^ (-1)…………………Imaginary number of the Beast

· 1010011010………………Binary of the Beast

· Phillips 666………………Gasoline of the Beast

· $6.66 9/10………………..Price of a Beast gasoline

· Route 666………………..Way of the Beast

· 666 F…………………….Oven temperature for roast Beast

· 666k……………………..Retirement plan of the Beast

· 6.66%……………………5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

· i66686……………………CPU of the Beast

· 666i …………………….. BMW of the Beast

· DSM-666…………………Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

· 668……………………….Next-door neighbor of the Beast

· 666 mg……………………Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

· Lotus 6-6-6……………….Spreadsheet of the Beast

· Word 6.66………………..Word Processor of the Beast

· 6 h. 66 min………………..Beast Standard Time (BST)

· Boeng 666…………………”A jet for the Beast Age”

· Beverly Hills 66666……….Beast’s favorite TV show

· 6/6/66……………………..The birthdate of the Beast

· 666-66-6666………………The Social Security number of the Beast

· 6666……………………….The PIN of the Beast

· 25.806975…………………The square root of the Beast

· Motel 666………………….Beast Western

· Windows 96 ver.666………OS of the Beast