I found this list today.. its hilarious “Top 272 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”
Here is a sample:
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master…
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your pants.
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing